Elfie's Doggy Bloggy

OK,

MA AND PA TELL ME I AM NOW FIVE.

WE DID THE BALOONEY THINGY. I LOVE BALLOONS. I BOUNCE THEM OFF MY NOSE, BONG BONG BONG. I KNOW HOW TO GRAB "GENTLY" THE THINGY. I THEN WACK IT ACROSS MY FACE BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH. BOY, I LIKE THAT. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT MY MA THINKS I AM TRYING TO WACK IT TO DEATH.

I TRY NOT TO LET THE BALLOONS GO BANG BUT IF THEY DO I AM NOT SCARED; AFTER ALL, I AM NOW 5.

I GOT THE CUTE CUT THE OTHER DAY. SHORT SHORT SHORT. GREAT IN THE HOT WEATHER.

oHHHHHHHHH I do love living on salt spring island. I love running around in the trees. I love smelling the deers. I love meeting my guests.

MA WANTS TO KNOW WHERE I GET MY CUTE PILLS FROM.
LIKE IF I WOULD TELL HER.

CALL ME
ELFIE